Workin' in an Elementary School.....

(SUNG TO THE TUNE OF Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)



Children scream, they’re not listening’
When they go, we’ll not miss’em
In all this pain, we try to stay sane,
Workin’ in a elementary school

Christmas comes, they’re excited,
Though our nerves, they’ve ignited,
They’ve off of the wall, they run down the hall
Workin’ in a elementary school

In the lunchroom we can hear them yellin’,
And we know that they are really wound,
Someone hits, the other says “I’m telling”,
And that is when our heads begin to pound!

Pretty soon, we’ll be restin’,
‘cause our nerves, they’ve been testin’
We’re happy it’s clear, it comes once a year,
Christmas in an elementary school.